fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle)

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie)

peridotte:

/arranges an awkward looking photoset b/c the sizes are pretty different…

blamemisha:

frostingpeetaswounds:

the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is

instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza

protectmarcobodt2k14:

butterflychansan:

ownly-lownly:

titanb00ty:

au where everything is the same but jean has a lisp that no one talks about

that’s…. adorable

he goes over to Marco in kindergarten and tells him straight up that they’re best friends now

because pretty much everyone else has an S in their name

Mikatha your hair ith tho pretty

traestogem:

Me? a Heterosexual? What kind of ridiculous accusation is this? What is this? What is

mcry:

i wish hair was a customizable thing like not just colours but one day you could have a cute black pixie cut and the next have blonde curls down to your waist sigh

punkasfrick:

"do you have a girlfriend?"

"no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it"